i fucking love this so much, like, see guys this is why you should support the gays— sorry, gay MEN, because they serve a function for us, the bros. so there’s more women “for us,” all of these women that are unquestionably for us, the women that exist for us. what is the name of this meme, The Useful Homosexual?
let’s all take a minute to stop and think about how Hagrid gave Harry his homemade birthday cake, told him how much he looked like his parents, and fed him sausages before he even started to explain that he was a wizard
let’s stop to think about how his absolute first priority was to let harry know that he was loved and cared for
- shrek's kid: dad... i'm... i'm gay
- shrek: well, better out than in, i always say, eh? heheheheh someBODY ONCE
tfw no gf is a good, solid, wholesome meme. it is fun for the whole family and has a classic, yet not dated, charm. it is timeless and pure and can only be polished more expertly, never eroded or washed away, by the flowing tides of time and shifting meme sensibilities
The hunter’s moon, also known as the sanguine moon, is the first full moon following the harvest moon (the full moon nearest the autumnal equinox). Here the moonlight illuminates ice crystals in the upper atmosphere to give a rainbow halo effect around the moon. This is called a lunar corona
comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.
this is how you make “gay jokes” folks
having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime
I don’t want two dads cause then I’d have to deal with twice the dad jokes
What if they start playing off each other too, and just make endless chains of dad jokes?